“TBS has reached the difficult decision not to order a third season of Lopez Tonight,” the network said. “We are proud to have partnered with George Lopez, who is an immensely talented comedian and entertainer.

“TBS has valued its partnership with George and appreciates all of his hard work on behalf of the network, both on and off the air.”

Tonight’s episode will include Jessica Alba, David Koechner, and Ellie Goulding will perform.

Tomorrow’s scheduled guests will be Raven-Symone and comedian Auggie Smith.

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UCF students lit up Facebook Tuesday night, posting their pictures with one of their school’s most famous alumni. KnightNews.com broke the news he was on campus over our Facebook page. Make sure you like us so you know when major news like this breaks too:

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The show started with opening act, Jay Larson. He was able to warm up the crowd with his jokes about being in the marching band and how there was a huge difference between being in “the band” and being in “a band” when it comes to impressing the ladies. He also went on to tell how he enjoys sneaking food into a movie theater and is able to get away with it by telling the employees he has diabetes. Finally he ended his half hour set with an amusing story of a group of business executives who had the wrong number and called him, and how we was able to convince them that he was one of their employees.

The next comedian to take the stage was Tommy Ryman, who was even funnier than the opener. He got the crowd laughing immediately after talking about his favorite show “The Deadliest Catch” and how it’s about a bunch of guys who catch crabs. He goes on to tell of how sometimes he likes to go down to the humane society and drop off stuffed animals, claiming they don’t love him like they used to and they should be put down. He ended his set strong, explaining how he enjoys making a bowl of soup with classical music in the background because it makes the process more epic and intense.

Finally the moment everyone in the arena had been waiting for. Students yelled and cheered as Nick Swardson took the stage, making this his fifth appearance at UCF. Nick made quite the entrance as he jumped off the stage and proceeded to high five students in the first couple of rows. He then went on to open up his set and goes on to praise the “gorgeous” Florida weather that he got to experience that day. Nick then goes on to talk about his amazement with how big of a school we are, boasting over 50,000 students. With such a large student body he jokingly asks why UCF students don’t gather together in a massive army like “Braveheart” and attack Disney World. He also explains how he wants to go to Epcot with everyone in the audience, each with a joint in hand, and smoke out the giant sphere in the park then push it down and roll it through Orlando. Nick also proclaimed his love for basketball and that he is a Magic fan because their name isn’t an animal like everyone else, but it’s something you can’t even see.

The audience cheered even louder when Nick claimed Florida as his number 1 party state. According to him, everyone in Florida loves to party, whether they are a baby doing a Jägerbomb or the old retired folks who just spend all their retirement money on booze. Then he describes his amazement with how many different kind of shots girls order at the bar. They are never regular shots he says, but rather something crazy like a “peanut butter burrito” shot.

Staying true to his love for partying, he explains his new fascination with day drinking. Just get really drunk by noon, he says, and then go about your regular errands throughout the day. Nick also touches on a topic that most college students have probably experienced once in their life. Waking up and receiving the “Are you alive?” text. He also points out an ad for Jack Daniels whiskey that he saw which read “Jack Daniels. Be Responsible.” Everyone in the audience agreed when he explains how being responsible in the last thing he can be on a Jack Daniels infused night. He goes on to say that the ad should be changed to “Jack Daniels. Good luck.” Nick also talks about a movie idea he wants to pitch that is based off of the blockbuster hit “Inception.” His version however is about invading wet dreams and it is called “Insertion.” He also describes his crazy life, living out in Los Angeles. The people there are different, he says. Some people are hardcore vegans and won’t even drink milk, but will more than happy do a line of cocaine.

Overall Nick put on a stellar performance and certainly did not disappoint. He stayed true to his roots in potty humor, and entertained everyone with his crazy party stories. Students were treated to a lot of new material along with some of his classic jokes sprinkled in as well. After a long day of nasty weather, the audience was happy to end it on a good note with this amazing performance. For those that missed the chance to see Nick Swardson live, you can still get your fix of his stand up on YouTube and fans can also look forward to a second season of his sketch comedy show “Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time” which will be coming back to Comedy Central soon.

Nick is a hilarious standup comedian, whose jokes focus around sex, partying, and farts. Nick’s jokes can certainly relate to many of the day to day events that college students go through. To get a full taste of what his comedy act is about, make sure to check out his two live CDs: Seriously, Who Farted? and Party. You can also check out this clip from his Comedy Central standup special.

Brought to you by the Campus Activity Board, the event will take place this Thursday, March 31. It will be held at the UCF arena from 7-10pm and tickets are free for UCF students. UCF students can pick up their free ticket in the Student Union at the Pegasus Ballroom Reception Desk. General admission tickets for non-UCF students are $25. Come out for an amusing night from one of today’s most national sought after comedians.

We’ve been contacted by numerous students across the country who are outraged by a growing fashion trend that many are calling ‘one of the fastest routes to social suicide.’ Jean shorts, or ‘jorts,’ as they’ve been dubbed, are being sold in large quantities around the globe, particularly at discount clothing retailers. KnightNews.com decided to investigate this article of clothing and find out real people’s opinion of them and what needs to be done.

Urban Dictionary defines jorts as the following:

“Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don’t talk to girls. The term “jorts” does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.”

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Not this time.

No Strings Attached was awesome. Let’s start with the cast. Every guy in the theater wants to marry Natalie Portman, and every girl in the theater wants to marry Ashton Kutcher. They played their roles well, were convincing enough to not be classified as fake and cheesy and clearly had great chemistry together. Oh yea, and they are both hot.

As for the script, there were so many quotable lines, which gives this movie some longevity in society. Generally, it’s a story about a guy who falls for a girl who is not interested in a having relationship. This leaves for for all sorts of dialogue that audiences can relate to, especially in college crowds.

When a movie is quoted day-to-day, it helps to bring the movie into our culture – Seinfeld is most famous for this. One of such lines was by Portman, who, when called “smart” for her schooling at MIT, responds with, “my neck really hurts […] because my brain is so big.” Lines like this were evenly peppered throughout the film, keeping laugh-out-loud moments very homogeneous in the experience.

Of course there is plenty of the tacky chick flick romance, but that is to be expected in some capacity. This time, however, it was infused really tactfully with more of the traditional “guy humor.”

The closest a chick flick has come to capturing a male’s attention in the last five years was probably Devil Wears Prada. Well, I’ll say the devil can wear whatever he wants; this movie was more fun. If you are waiting for this to come out on DVD before you see it, be less cheap. Fork over the ten bucks – $29 if you want popcorn – and see it while everyone else is seeing it. Yes, it’s that good.

My only complaint of the film – and I think I speak for everyone of both genders – is that Natalie Portman didn’t have a nude scene.

Definitely check out this film – it makes for a great date movie. If you can’t find a date, I’ll go with you and see it again.

Last night, veteran comedian Charlie Murphy, brother of legendary comic Eddie Murphy, brought his stand-up routine to the UCF Venue. UCF’s Campus Activities Board (CAB) hosted the event and tickets were free to UCF students.

Murphy is probably best known for his legendary “Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories” sketches on Chappelle’s Show.

Yesterday’s performance was his first since his recent infamous performance at Grambling State University, in which the crowd in the middle of his performance booed Murphy. Murphy responded to response when he had his manager bring him the $22,000 check Murphy was paid with, only for Murphy to “give it back” to the students by dropping the check on the stage and storming off.

Murphy seemed in better spirits during his act at the UCF Venue, which was nearly filled with UCF students. He started off his show by addressing his incident at Grambling State, explaining earnestly that his angry reaction came as a result of his own disappointment with not being able to please a college crowd.

But this time around, Murphy’s act was met with a warm reception, as he cracked the crowd up with the raunchiness he is known for. Most of his jokes were R-Rated, with topics of his humor ranging from sex to race to politics.

Murphy’s opening act, a longtime friend of Murphy’s named Freeze Love also delivered a crowd-pleasing set. His jokes poked fun at the differences between whites, blacks, and Latinos. Love’s performance was complemented by his impressions of each race, making each punch line that much more effective.

Thanks to Murphy and Freeze Love’s one-two punch of humor, CAB planned another successful comedy night. But if last night’s success could be pinned down to a single reason, it’s because Charlie Murphy redeemed himself as a comic, receiving a check well-earned from UCF. Thankfully, it stayed with his manager.

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