With the exception of Black Friday, Halloween is easily the most terrifying, chaotic day of the year. Even though people probably won’t be trampled in Wal-Mart on October 31, some equally scary stuff can happen. After all, this is the one night a year that you can dress however you want, consume a week’s worth of calories from a pillowcase, carve up a slimy pumpkin, and have a non-stop “Saw” marathon.
If this holiday was a Facebook event, I’m 89% sure it would be filed as “Party – Night of Mayhem,” and those on the “Not Attending” list would have zombies drag them from their computers, never to be seen – or play Farmville – again. Remember, kids: Rule #1 in surviving the zombie apocalypse is cardio!
